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Warning, this is a spoiler for every movie twist ever.

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Bruce Willis was dead all along,
Rick lets Ilsa leave and sam replays his favorite song
That british chick’s a guy, a jet comes down on Darko’s head,
The Game’s a birthday present Rosebud is a childhood sled
It shouldn’t surprise you at all, oh no It shouldn’t surprise you at all.

Brad Pitt finds his wife’s head in a box,
Eddie Wilson faked his death, the sequel sucked the sountrack rocks
Norman is the killer and he’s got some crazy mother issues,
The hero dog is gonna die so load up on the tissues
It shouldn’t surprise you at all, oh no It shouldn’t surprise you at all.

I hope you don’t feel like I’ve done something wrong
If you want surprises then this ain’t your song

Jason’s mother did it and ET comes back to life
Glenn close can do that also but gets shot by Michael’s jealous wife
Luke can call Darth Vader dad and Leiah is his sis
Soylent Green is people, Michael Cane and Superman just kissed
It shouldn’t surprise you at all, oh no It shouldn’t surprise you at all.

Kevin Spacey’s Kyser Soze Brad Pitt’s in Ed Norton’s head
They shoot the loan survivor in The Night Of The Living Dead
It turns out Charton Heston was on planet Earth all along
Elaine ditches her wedding while Paul Simon sings a pretty song
It shouldn’t surprise you at all, oh no It shouldn’t surprise you at all.

The calls come from inside the house and Barrymore dies first
The Village is in modern times the poltergeist’s a graveyard curse
Momento was an accident and Mr. Glass a comic scheme
The inn that bob was running, turns out it was only Newhart’s dream.
It shouldn’t surprise you at all, oh no It shouldn’t surprise you at all.

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from Behind the Nylon Curtain, released September 5, 2011

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Mark Aaron James New York, New York

Raised in FL, schooled in TN, polished in NYC & just back from 3 years in London, Mark Aaron James is an acoustic powerhouse. Often playing solo with his guitar & innovative loop pedal, Mark holds the crowd in his hand whether playing critically acclaimed originals or one of 500 popular covers. His quirky, humorous take is firmly in place along with a striking voice and clever wordplay. ... more

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